codeinewarrior:

my ideal roommate: dog


The unfortunate noise that Jayne’s favorite toy makes.

Reblog / posted 11 hours ago with 1 note

angerinyourbones:

Why aren’t more people talking about the fact that Cesar was taking his “pack” for a walk and one of his “rehab” dogs (who was off leash because Cesar apparently doesn’t think leash laws apply to him) attacked a man? The dude was hospitalized.


clannyphantom:

when people try to argue with you about something you clearly know more about
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  • My brother: Don't you think Jayne feels a little undignified when you call her "Chicken Nugget"?
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me: Nah.
Reblog / posted 3 days ago with 4 notes

It is now a battle if “who can smoosh themselves closest to the human?”.

It is now a battle if “who can smoosh themselves closest to the human?”.

Reblog / posted 4 days ago with 2 notes

My land lady is fucking crazy. My furnace downstairs was leaking (we’ve told her about this issue MANY times and she refused to fix it) and when she came down to my room last month she accused Jayne of peeing there even though it’s an obscenely huge puddle coming directly out of the furnace.  Now she’s telling all our potential renters that our dog “shits and pisses all over the floor”. I never knew people could be so horrible.

Reblog / posted 5 days ago with 2 notes

  • Landlord: Well my cousin's friend's brother's aunt's neighbor's mechanic had a dog that destroyed his house
  • Landlord: So I decided to charge a $500 fee for each pet.
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Jayne is such a little ham. We were resting and this little boy and his mom wanted to pet her and I said yes.  She instantly stops sniffing and leans up against the little boy and even gave him a kiss on the nose. She loves kids so much, it’s so funny.   She also let his mom pet her because adults with kids are okay in her book.

Reblog / posted 6 days ago with 4 notes

Nommy chicken back!

Reblog / posted 6 days ago with 4 notes